Giles: This one?
Buffy: Amethyst.
Giles: Used for?
Buffy: Breath mints?
Giles: Charm bags, money spells and for cleansing one’s aura.
Buffy: Okay, so how do you know if one’s aura’s dirty? Somebody comes by with a finger and writes ‘wash me’ on it?
[madlibs]